The "highest quality" pizza in all of Chicago. Join us for a night of fun, music, and incompetent waiters! To the right is me, the owner of Borelli's, Marco "Marky" Borelli.
Pizza Burger | $56.00 We use freshly squashed cockroaches from our restaurant and 100% pure meal worm.
Play-Doh Pizza | $80.00 Made by the head chef Elise Borelli.
Dessert
Bad Pizza | $70.00 Our specialty. For Dessert.
Strawberry and Cum | $99.00 Milked fresh from my Dad everyday.
Dinner More Pizza
The "Dogs dont go to heaven, they go in marcos pizza" pizza | $99999.25 Made with Marky's own farm raised huskies and rabbits. Served by (AN-NUH) our chef. Sausage Pizza | $69.00 Made with "Marky's" extra small sausage.